English translation of the Dutch “klompen” / FRI 8-15-25 / Younger Simpson sister / Miso soup base / X, as in Mexico / Glazier’s replacement / Figure on the $10,000 bill / Like the culture depicted in Safiya Sinclair’s best-selling memoir “How to Say Babylon” / Fragrant flower whose name means “gift from “God” / Ticket exchange site since 2000

Constructor: Dena R. Verkuil
Relative difficulty: Medium, maybe a tick easier
THEME: none
Word of the Day: Salmon P. CHASE (52A: Figure on the $10,000 bill, the largest U.S. note ever in public circulation) —
Salmon Portland Chase (January 13, 1808 – May 7, 1873) was an American politician and jurist who served as the sixth chief justice of the United States from 1864 to his death in 1873. He earlier served as the 25th United States secretary of the treasury from 1861 to 1864, funding the American Civil War during the administration of Abraham Lincoln. Chase also served as the 23rd governor of Ohio from 1856 to 1860, and represented Ohio in the United States Senate from 1849 to 1855 and again in 1861. Chase is therefore one of the few American politicians who have held constitutional office in all three branches of the federal government, in addition to serving in the highest state-level office. Prior to his Supreme Court appointment, Chase was widely seen as a potential president. // Chase sought the Republican nomination for president in the 1860 presidential election, but the party chose Abraham Lincoln at its National Convention. After Lincoln won the election, he asked Chase to serve as Secretary of the Treasury. Chase served in that position from 1861 to 1864, working hard to ensure the Union was well-financed during the Civil War. Chase resigned from the Cabinet in June 1864, but retained support among the Radical Republicans. Partly to appease the Radical Republicans, Lincoln nominated Chase to fill the Supreme Court vacancy that arose following Chief Justice Roger Taney‘s death. // Chase served as Chief Justice from 1864 to his death in 1873. He presided over the Senate trial of President Andrew Johnson during the impeachment proceedings of 1868. // To honor Chase for introducing the modern system of banknotes, he was depicted on the $10,000 bill printed from 1928 to 1946. Chase was instrumental in placing the phrase “In God We Trust” on United States coins in 1864.(wikipedia) (my emph.)
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Some good marquee answers here. Not a lot of ’em (just six that are 8+), but the ones that we do get form a worthy lattice for the rest of the grid to hang upon. “DOES NOT COMPUTE” is a funny one because I got it easily, and yet that particular “robotic error message” feels (science) fictional. Calls to mind a bleep blop blork hulking metal kind of robot from midcentury B movies. Yes, here we go—wikipedia says the phrase was popularized by The Robot in the TV show Lost in Space (’65-’68). It was also a catchphrase on the science fiction sitcom (!?!?!) My Living Doll (’64-’65), which appears to be about the world’s first sexbot, wow, I can’t believe it lasted only one season:
The series starred Bob Cummings as Dr. Bob McDonald, a psychiatrist. His friend Dr. Carl Miller (Henry Beckman), a scientist with the U.S. Air Force being transferred to Pakistan, shows Bob his latest invention: a lifelike android in the form of a sexy, Amazonian female, AF 709. Miller gives the prototype robot, also called Rhoda (Julie Newmar), to Bob. Bob is initially reluctant, but soon becomes intrigued by the experiment of educating this sophisticated but naive robot. The series’ episodes center around Rhoda’s attempts to learn how human society works, and Bob’s attempts to teach Rhoda how to be “the perfect woman”, which he defines as one who “does what she’s told” and “doesn’t talk back.” He also strives to keep her identity secret by saying that she is Carl’s niece.
The clue doesn’t indicate that the “error message” in question is largely pop cultural, so I was surprised (but not unpleased) to have to reach back to an age of much quainter robots than the ones currently, and largely invisibly, destroying enriching our lives. I like that the scifi-ish “DOES NOT COMPUTE” sits atop IN THE NEAR FUTURE, thus giving a sense of both the impending robot takeover and how much it will suck rule.
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[Check out the fill in this one! some real head-scratchers! The pre-software days of constructing were Wild] |
Good grid, no cringe, a little light on the good stuff, but that good stuff was in fact good, so I can’t complain. This one had a nice flow—no places to really get stuck stuck, except maybe those cul-de-sacs in the NW and SE, which were certainly the hardest for me—I blanked on DASHI (43A: Miso soup base) and needed way too many crosses to see JASMINE in the SE (35D: Fragrant flower whose name means “gift from “God”).
Notes and explanations:
- 7D: “u r freaking hilarious” (LMFAO) — “Laughing my fabulous/fearsome/feathery ass off.” Seems weird that you would abbr. “u” and “r” like that but then write out “freaking hilarious” completely. Not a plausible text. I tried to make OMFG happen here (thanks to that (sexy) “MF”), but as you can probably guess, it wouldn’t fit.
- 21A: X, as in Mexico (BESO) — the “as” part here is not great (i.e. totally unnecessary). I guess it’s trying to misdirect you and make you think the “X” has something to do with the letter in “Mexico,” as opposed to what “X” actually is here (a symbol for a “kiss,” which is Mexico (i.e. in Spanish) is BESO)
- 40A: Glazier’s replacement (PANE) — a glazier cuts and fits the glass for windows
- 13D: Order in the court? (CASE DISMISSED) — kind of a lifeless “?” clue, since nothing about it is specific to the answer; that is, any “order” might’ve worked (“ALL RISE,” “OVERRULED”). Nothing dismissy about the clue.
- 21D: My word! (BOND) — as I’ve said before, the lack of quotation marks around this clue, coupled with the “!,” means that the answer will not be an equivalent of the clue phrase itself (the apparent exclamation “My Word!”) but something that “my word” literally is …which is “my BOND” (in a common expression)
- 25D: First name in late-night (SETH) — as in Meyers. I go to bed too early for late-night shows, and I gave up “political comedy” shows completely in 2016, but I will admit to watching snippets of his monologues on Insta sometimes (I watched one once and then My Algorithm, being a rather simplistic robot, decided I need to see them at the top of my feed every day) (there are worse thing to be at the top of your feed, I suppose, so thanks, Algy (that’s what I call him))
- 45D: Place to brood (COOP) — “brood” here refers to hens managing their chicks, not you fretting about the CO-OP board won’t let you keep chickens in your apartment.
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